If you go to this site: http://www.saiga-jp.com/kanji_dictionary.html (and scroll down a bit)
You can enter English words to be changed into actual Kanji characters (requires Japanese language support on your PC):
Then paste the Kanji into http://translate.google.com (be sure to pick Japanese -> English).
The "listen" button will say the English translation for you (so essentially you can make google say all sorts of funny things in a dry woman's voice).
For something funny real quick paste [ ロボット消す舐裸す ] into google translate and have it say the translation out loud in English.
