Corrupting Wishes

[chrisb]

Granted but you go deaf and can't hear yourself play it.

I wish I had a better cell phone.

[darksideoftheanime]

Granted, but you only get five minutes per month.

I wish I could figure out how to spend my money.

[chrisb]

Granted but once you do you lose it all =[

I wish I had a puppy.

[Psycho 101]

Granted, but it's a zombie puppy and eats your feet.

I wish I didn't have a headache.

[chrisb]

Granted, you no longer have a head.

I wish it was summer vacation already.

[darksideoftheanime]

Granted, but it's the summer of 1816

I wish I could buy the K-ON music over here.

[Psycho 101]

Granted, but the K-ON girls sue you for copyright infringement.

I wish I was a real knight and could slay monsters.

[chrisb]

Granted, you get eaten by a dragon on your first day.

I wish I could stop stressing over nothing.

[Psycho 101]

Granted, now you show no emotion at all.

I wish our damn AC was fixed.

[darksideoftheanime]

Granted, but your heater breaks in the middle of winter.

I wish my car would get fixed before I have to give blood today.

[Psycho 101]

Granted, but now your blood is messed up.

I wish Soul would read the avatar caption thread and make a Temari x Sakura x Anka lemon story for littlewolf and I lol.

[chrisb]

Granted by it involves extreme S&M.

I wish some people would stop having a stick up their butt.

[Psycho 101]

Granted, now they have chickens stuck up their butts.

I wish for world peace.

[freezespell]

Granted, but it only comes after World War III when the world's population decreases by 70% because of the war.

I wish I could find a way to get off my butt and find some work.

[Psycho 101]

Granted, your bit by a poisonous snake and are forced to get off your butt and to a hospital.

I wish I was a world famous writer.

[Sentire]

Granted - you write a book called "Crazy Me" during your stay in an asylum - that world renowned psychologists use to demonstrate incurable insane-ness and the patients they should avoid.

I wish I had more energy.

[darksideoftheanime]

Granted, you have Tomo Takino like energy.

I wish I had more time to do stuff.

[Sentire]

Granted. You are given all the time in the world, but you are forced during that time to entertain your Great Aunt Edna who always takes her teeth out at dinner, and scares all your girlfriends by stating that you are looking for a girl to give birth to 15 children.

I wish my feet didn't hurt right now.

[Psycho 101]

Granted. You now have no feet at all.

I wish I had more bacon wrapped sea scallops.

[freezespell]

Granted, but your dog gets to them first.

I wish I was able to buy more video games.