Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

A place for us all to unwind and play those silly little forum games we all secretly love.
User avatar
Sentire
Posts: 2963
Joined: Tue Mar 17, 2009 3:50 pm
Location: Edgewater, MD, USA
Contact:

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Sentire » Tue Mar 15, 2011 2:42 am

Yes, but only if we mud wrestle to clear the air.

If women have a bitch-hat, what do men have?

User avatar
Not a Jellyfish
Posts: 304
Joined: Thu Oct 16, 2008 6:48 pm
Location: Boston, MA
Contact:

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Not a Jellyfish » Sat Mar 19, 2011 1:53 am

Definitely Asshats. XD

Will you write my paper for me?
Image

User avatar
freezespell
Posts: 2082
Joined: Tue Oct 21, 2008 8:58 am
Location: Here at Anime Alley, living my dreams through other people AND showing off the mother of my child.
Contact:

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby freezespell » Sat Mar 19, 2011 3:32 am

If the price is right, and I work by the hour, so bring your checkbook.

Aren't kids that won't stop bothering you the most annoying people you've ever met?
Kami-sama wa sono hitori no ko wo tamawatta hodo ni kono yo wo aishite kudasatta. Sore wa miko wo shinjiru mono ga hitori mo horobinai de eien no inochi wo eru tame dearu.
"I'm gonna go cash an Over/Under 69 with Jenn Sturger. Laters." -@NFLcommishFAKE
"You don't burn out from going too fast. You burn out from going too slow and getting bored." -Cliff Burton
"Honestly, If I wanted to see King Hippo dance, I'd play Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!!" -The Miz

Image
Big thanks to Littlewolf for the sig! :D

User avatar
darksideoftheanime
Posts: 7438
Joined: Sat Oct 18, 2008 11:40 pm
Location: Upstate New York
Contact:

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby darksideoftheanime » Sat Mar 19, 2011 3:17 pm

Nope, that honor belongs to the folks on The Jersey Shore.

Why on Earth was The Situation at Donald Trump's roast?
Image
Dammit, it’s my turn to say dammit.” -Daria.
What are you listening to? challenge: Completed 102 of 114.

User avatar
freezespell
Posts: 2082
Joined: Tue Oct 21, 2008 8:58 am
Location: Here at Anime Alley, living my dreams through other people AND showing off the mother of my child.
Contact:

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby freezespell » Sun Mar 20, 2011 11:53 am

Because he borrowed Pauly D's hairgel and decided to spike The Donald's toupee.

Do you fistpump when you go to the club?
Kami-sama wa sono hitori no ko wo tamawatta hodo ni kono yo wo aishite kudasatta. Sore wa miko wo shinjiru mono ga hitori mo horobinai de eien no inochi wo eru tame dearu.
"I'm gonna go cash an Over/Under 69 with Jenn Sturger. Laters." -@NFLcommishFAKE
"You don't burn out from going too fast. You burn out from going too slow and getting bored." -Cliff Burton
"Honestly, If I wanted to see King Hippo dance, I'd play Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!!" -The Miz

Image
Big thanks to Littlewolf for the sig! :D

User avatar
darksideoftheanime
Posts: 7438
Joined: Sat Oct 18, 2008 11:40 pm
Location: Upstate New York
Contact:

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby darksideoftheanime » Sat May 21, 2011 11:24 pm

Like we have any of those clubs here in redneck country :lol:

What would be a good name for a horse?
Image
Dammit, it’s my turn to say dammit.” -Daria.
What are you listening to? challenge: Completed 102 of 114.

User avatar
freezespell
Posts: 2082
Joined: Tue Oct 21, 2008 8:58 am
Location: Here at Anime Alley, living my dreams through other people AND showing off the mother of my child.
Contact:

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby freezespell » Sun May 22, 2011 6:43 am

Here are some you might like:

My Dog Has Fleas
Here's the Deal
I Am Not a Crook
Wardrobe Malfunction
We Got a Situation
Sloppy Seconds
GTL
Snooki Want Smush-Smush
Mama Tried
You Wanna Play 21? I Got 22

The oddsmakers in Vegas have projected you, darksideoftheanime, to like You Wanna Play 21? I Got 22 the most at 5:2 odds, GTL at 4:1, Sloppy Seconds at 5:1, We Got a Situation at 10:1, Mama Tried at 12:1, My Dog Has Fleas at 15:1, I Am Not a Crook at 20:1, Wardrobe Malfunction at 50:1, Here's the Deal at 100:1, and Snooki Want Smush-Smush at equal to the number of stars in the universe and the universe is infinite:1.

Is it just me or do my stupid answers get stupider with each one that I come up with?
Kami-sama wa sono hitori no ko wo tamawatta hodo ni kono yo wo aishite kudasatta. Sore wa miko wo shinjiru mono ga hitori mo horobinai de eien no inochi wo eru tame dearu.
"I'm gonna go cash an Over/Under 69 with Jenn Sturger. Laters." -@NFLcommishFAKE
"You don't burn out from going too fast. You burn out from going too slow and getting bored." -Cliff Burton
"Honestly, If I wanted to see King Hippo dance, I'd play Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!!" -The Miz

Image
Big thanks to Littlewolf for the sig! :D

User avatar
Psycho 101
Promoter
Posts: 10371
Joined: Sat Oct 11, 2008 11:00 am
Location: Hiding in your fridge eating your cake.
Contact:

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Psycho 101 » Sat Jun 04, 2011 5:51 am

Stupid is as stupid does.

If you can get sunburned during the day why can't you get moonburned at night?

User avatar
darksideoftheanime
Posts: 7438
Joined: Sat Oct 18, 2008 11:40 pm
Location: Upstate New York
Contact:

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby darksideoftheanime » Mon Jun 27, 2011 2:22 pm

'cause that would just be crazy :lol:

Why do we always add "Women" to the name of a female sporting event but never add "Men" to the name of a male sporting event?
Image
Dammit, it’s my turn to say dammit.” -Daria.
What are you listening to? challenge: Completed 102 of 114.

User avatar
Psycho 101
Promoter
Posts: 10371
Joined: Sat Oct 11, 2008 11:00 am
Location: Hiding in your fridge eating your cake.
Contact:

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Psycho 101 » Thu Aug 11, 2011 4:09 am

Because some of the women are so butch the audience needs to be told they are in fact actually women. :D

Why is baseball called baseball when no one infiltrates the others team's base?

User avatar
freezespell
Posts: 2082
Joined: Tue Oct 21, 2008 8:58 am
Location: Here at Anime Alley, living my dreams through other people AND showing off the mother of my child.
Contact:

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby freezespell » Wed Aug 31, 2011 8:41 am

If that rule applied, then it would be called "Capture the Base".

Why do hot dogs come in packs of 10 while hot dog buns come in packs of 8?
Kami-sama wa sono hitori no ko wo tamawatta hodo ni kono yo wo aishite kudasatta. Sore wa miko wo shinjiru mono ga hitori mo horobinai de eien no inochi wo eru tame dearu.
"I'm gonna go cash an Over/Under 69 with Jenn Sturger. Laters." -@NFLcommishFAKE
"You don't burn out from going too fast. You burn out from going too slow and getting bored." -Cliff Burton
"Honestly, If I wanted to see King Hippo dance, I'd play Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!!" -The Miz

Image
Big thanks to Littlewolf for the sig! :D

User avatar
darksideoftheanime
Posts: 7438
Joined: Sat Oct 18, 2008 11:40 pm
Location: Upstate New York
Contact:

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby darksideoftheanime » Wed Aug 31, 2011 1:51 pm

Because that's what the Little Jimmies want.

Why does The Miz think he's aweeeeeeeeeeeeeesomeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?
Image
Dammit, it’s my turn to say dammit.” -Daria.
What are you listening to? challenge: Completed 102 of 114.

User avatar
freezespell
Posts: 2082
Joined: Tue Oct 21, 2008 8:58 am
Location: Here at Anime Alley, living my dreams through other people AND showing off the mother of my child.
Contact:

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby freezespell » Wed Aug 31, 2011 5:17 pm

Because he is, but not as awesome as CM Punk. :P

Would you want Vickie Guerrero as the lead singer of your heavy metal band?
Kami-sama wa sono hitori no ko wo tamawatta hodo ni kono yo wo aishite kudasatta. Sore wa miko wo shinjiru mono ga hitori mo horobinai de eien no inochi wo eru tame dearu.
"I'm gonna go cash an Over/Under 69 with Jenn Sturger. Laters." -@NFLcommishFAKE
"You don't burn out from going too fast. You burn out from going too slow and getting bored." -Cliff Burton
"Honestly, If I wanted to see King Hippo dance, I'd play Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!!" -The Miz

Image
Big thanks to Littlewolf for the sig! :D

User avatar
Psycho 101
Promoter
Posts: 10371
Joined: Sat Oct 11, 2008 11:00 am
Location: Hiding in your fridge eating your cake.
Contact:

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Psycho 101 » Thu Sep 01, 2011 7:38 pm

Only if it were an 80's metal band. Then it might work.

Everytime she yells "Excuse Me" why do I think she farted?

User avatar
freezespell
Posts: 2082
Joined: Tue Oct 21, 2008 8:58 am
Location: Here at Anime Alley, living my dreams through other people AND showing off the mother of my child.
Contact:

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby freezespell » Thu Sep 01, 2011 9:10 pm

I don't have that answer but I'm sure Jerry Lawler does lol.

Why does the WWE have that politically correct bully campaign anyway?
Kami-sama wa sono hitori no ko wo tamawatta hodo ni kono yo wo aishite kudasatta. Sore wa miko wo shinjiru mono ga hitori mo horobinai de eien no inochi wo eru tame dearu.
"I'm gonna go cash an Over/Under 69 with Jenn Sturger. Laters." -@NFLcommishFAKE
"You don't burn out from going too fast. You burn out from going too slow and getting bored." -Cliff Burton
"Honestly, If I wanted to see King Hippo dance, I'd play Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!!" -The Miz

Image
Big thanks to Littlewolf for the sig! :D

User avatar
darksideoftheanime
Posts: 7438
Joined: Sat Oct 18, 2008 11:40 pm
Location: Upstate New York
Contact:

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby darksideoftheanime » Thu Sep 01, 2011 9:29 pm

I guess the "Don't Be A Bully or We'll Beat the Shit Out of You" campaign was too bold of an idea.

What is the square root of cherry pie?
Image
Dammit, it’s my turn to say dammit.” -Daria.
What are you listening to? challenge: Completed 102 of 114.

User avatar
freezespell
Posts: 2082
Joined: Tue Oct 21, 2008 8:58 am
Location: Here at Anime Alley, living my dreams through other people AND showing off the mother of my child.
Contact:

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby freezespell » Fri Sep 02, 2011 1:39 am

Tree.14

Is pi(e) squared, round, or delicious?
Kami-sama wa sono hitori no ko wo tamawatta hodo ni kono yo wo aishite kudasatta. Sore wa miko wo shinjiru mono ga hitori mo horobinai de eien no inochi wo eru tame dearu.
"I'm gonna go cash an Over/Under 69 with Jenn Sturger. Laters." -@NFLcommishFAKE
"You don't burn out from going too fast. You burn out from going too slow and getting bored." -Cliff Burton
"Honestly, If I wanted to see King Hippo dance, I'd play Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!!" -The Miz

Image
Big thanks to Littlewolf for the sig! :D

User avatar
Psycho 101
Promoter
Posts: 10371
Joined: Sat Oct 11, 2008 11:00 am
Location: Hiding in your fridge eating your cake.
Contact:

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Psycho 101 » Fri Sep 02, 2011 6:26 am

freezespell wrote:I don't have that answer but I'm sure Jerry Lawler does lol.

I read on Wrestlezone.com that he's actually been asked to cut down on the fat jokes about Vickie. Honestly she's not really fat. She has lost weight and (god forgive me for saying this) doesn't look half bad. Just that damn voice....God you'd have to ball gag her in bed just to not lose your erection or wanna jump out a window....... :oops:

Anyways lol....

It's actually octagonal and a bit bitter. Could use more sugar.

Why does E=MC squared? Why not DB squared?

User avatar
freezespell
Posts: 2082
Joined: Tue Oct 21, 2008 8:58 am
Location: Here at Anime Alley, living my dreams through other people AND showing off the mother of my child.
Contact:

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby freezespell » Thu Sep 08, 2011 9:21 pm

Because DBs are round and have stars on them. :P

Why do people still refer to a question these days as the $64,000 question instead of getting with the times and calling it the million-dollar question? This is 2011, not 1955.
Kami-sama wa sono hitori no ko wo tamawatta hodo ni kono yo wo aishite kudasatta. Sore wa miko wo shinjiru mono ga hitori mo horobinai de eien no inochi wo eru tame dearu.
"I'm gonna go cash an Over/Under 69 with Jenn Sturger. Laters." -@NFLcommishFAKE
"You don't burn out from going too fast. You burn out from going too slow and getting bored." -Cliff Burton
"Honestly, If I wanted to see King Hippo dance, I'd play Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!!" -The Miz

Image
Big thanks to Littlewolf for the sig! :D

User avatar
Psycho 101
Promoter
Posts: 10371
Joined: Sat Oct 11, 2008 11:00 am
Location: Hiding in your fridge eating your cake.
Contact:

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Psycho 101 » Mon Sep 26, 2011 6:43 am

Because we're all broke as shit and 64k would feel like a million lol.

Why is the expression broke as shit? How can shit be broke?


Return to “Forum Games”

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 2 guests