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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby abunai » Wed Jun 23, 2010 9:05 pm

He is ceiling cat's mate -- and they're watching you masturbate.

Why can't we have nice things?

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby freezespell » Thu Jun 24, 2010 4:12 am

Because we'll either break them by doing something we're not supposed to be doing with them or we'll do like my cousin did and sell a brand new laptop that was GIVEN TO HIM for $40 because he just didn't want it! Also, his little brother and sister are the exact same way as he is!

Short answer: Just like those little fuckers, we can't have nice things because we just don't care about our own stuff!

Am I the only person on here that has some kind of mental instability?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby chrisb » Thu Jun 24, 2010 7:35 am

Definitely not!

Are apple jacks just sweeter cheerios?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Psycho 101 » Thu Jun 24, 2010 8:13 am

No. They're Cheerios step brother who no one likes to admit they know.

Why won't the bushes talk to me?

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby chrisb » Thu Jun 24, 2010 9:14 am

Because you're speaking into their ass not their ears silly.

Would horses eat jello?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby freezespell » Thu Jun 24, 2010 10:16 am

Like the saying goes, "You can lead a horse to Jell-O, but you can't make him eat."

Why are horse pills called horse pills?
Kami-sama wa sono hitori no ko wo tamawatta hodo ni kono yo wo aishite kudasatta. Sore wa miko wo shinjiru mono ga hitori mo horobinai de eien no inochi wo eru tame dearu.
"I'm gonna go cash an Over/Under 69 with Jenn Sturger. Laters." -@NFLcommishFAKE
"You don't burn out from going too fast. You burn out from going too slow and getting bored." -Cliff Burton
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby darksideoftheanime » Thu Jun 24, 2010 1:58 pm

because Big F'ing Pills just wouldn't fly

Anybody watch Chris Jericho's new gameshow?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Psycho 101 » Thu Jun 24, 2010 11:41 pm

Sorry I don't get the suck channel. (Seriously though I am interested...but why of all people Jericho? Give me some Stone Cold))

Are we off to see the wizard?

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby freezespell » Fri Jun 25, 2010 3:11 am

We are if we want to see a 90-minute Nintendo commercial.

If it actually existed, would you buy an Okama Gamesphere?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby darksideoftheanime » Fri Jun 25, 2010 1:43 pm

Maybe if it was $19.95 plus shipping and handling.

How come when I watch Kitchen Nightmares BBC America bleeps every word expect "shit"?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Psycho 101 » Fri Jun 25, 2010 10:28 pm

Because South Park proved saying shit on tv has no bad consequences at all.

Does no one REALLY expect the Spanish Inquisition?

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby chrisb » Sat Jun 26, 2010 2:04 am

What are you taking about? No one gets Monty Python jokes.

So if white milk comes from white cows, and chocolate milk comes from brown cows, where does Strawberry milk come from?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Psycho 101 » Sat Jun 26, 2010 4:19 am

Armadillos.

Who is the real Man in the Iron Mask?

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby chrisb » Sat Jun 26, 2010 5:21 am

Robert Downey Jr duh.

Why can't I sleep early?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby darksideoftheanime » Sat Jun 26, 2010 1:42 pm

Because you sleep in to late :?

Why does chrisb's avatar make me think he's Sentire?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Psycho 101 » Sun Jun 27, 2010 12:46 am

Because he and I have a bromance so it's confusing since I am sleeping with both of them lol.

With Crista gone for 3 nights is ChrisB "visiting" my house?

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby chrisb » Sun Jun 27, 2010 1:10 am

You gotta buy me dinner first!

Why does my back hurt today?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Psycho 101 » Thu Jul 08, 2010 5:49 pm

Your back hurts because when you sleep the tooth fairy comes and hits you with a bat.

Can I get an amen my brothers and sisters?!

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby darksideoftheanime » Sun Nov 28, 2010 10:35 pm

Only if you call within the next five minutes

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Psycho 101 » Tue Nov 30, 2010 4:48 am

Into my flower and little children stew.

Can ya smell what the rock is cooking?


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