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Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Psycho 101 » Sun Oct 12, 2008 11:54 am

Should I bother explaining the rules of this game?

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby doug19992000 » Tue Oct 14, 2008 3:11 am

Yes.

If a prune is a dehydrated plum. Where does prune juice come from?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Psycho 101 » Tue Oct 14, 2008 4:24 am

From the blood of a prune.

Why do you we call the "blood" of fruits fruit juice but yet there's no human juice in markets?

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Dorcas_Aurelia » Fri Oct 17, 2008 2:16 am

Because the vampires monopolize it.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Psycho 101 » Fri Oct 17, 2008 2:49 am

When it's a toilet. :lol:

When is a driveway not a driveway?

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Emerje » Fri Oct 17, 2008 3:47 am

When it's a parkway.

Why do we call them smilies when only a few of them actually have smiles?

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Psycho 101 » Fri Oct 17, 2008 5:57 am

Because it sounds better then frownies.

If we have Killer Bees why not any Peaceful Bees?

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Dorcas_Aurelia » Fri Oct 17, 2008 8:55 pm

They all died from being such push-overs.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Psycho 101 » Fri Oct 17, 2008 9:03 pm

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Why are they called hotdogs when they're not made from dogs? Why not hotpork? Or hotpig?

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby JesuOtaku » Fri Oct 17, 2008 10:38 pm

Because then Jimmy Stewart would NEVER get a million dollars.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Emerje » Sat Oct 18, 2008 2:25 am

Pretty good shape actually.

If a tree falls in the woods and nobody was around to hear it can we assume it was caused by gnomes?

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby iwatch2muchanime » Sat Oct 18, 2008 7:17 am

You can but you'd be wrong!

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Psycho 101 » Sat Oct 18, 2008 10:42 am

No, but you may be my chum.

If monks were the first to create beer why don't they brew their own now?

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Dorcas_Aurelia » Sun Oct 19, 2008 3:15 am

Because they weren't the first to brew good beer.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Tony K. » Sun Oct 19, 2008 3:35 am

No, but I've seen your mullet.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby iwatch2muchanime » Sun Oct 19, 2008 3:53 am

No but i'd ask that guy there.

can anyone remember that guys' name?

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Tony K. » Sun Oct 19, 2008 4:05 am

That's "the guy on first base."

Who's on first?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby JesuOtaku » Sun Oct 19, 2008 5:23 am

I don't know, but he's stealing third at the next opportunity.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Psycho 101 » Sun Oct 19, 2008 9:34 am

Only if the corpse signals for right of way.

If the fantasy is truly final shouldn't there only be one game in the franchise?

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby iwatch2muchanime » Sun Oct 19, 2008 10:24 am

Well it's only the final of that specific fantasy, there's a lot of differnet fantasys.

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