Magic Vending Machine Game

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Re: Magic Vending Machine Game

Postby freezespell » Mon Apr 19, 2010 8:53 pm

You receive Chigger Bites.

I insert the Internet Archive.
Kami-sama wa sono hitori no ko wo tamawatta hodo ni kono yo wo aishite kudasatta. Sore wa miko wo shinjiru mono ga hitori mo horobinai de eien no inochi wo eru tame dearu.
"I'm gonna go cash an Over/Under 69 with Jenn Sturger. Laters." -@NFLcommishFAKE
"You don't burn out from going too fast. You burn out from going too slow and getting bored." -Cliff Burton
"Honestly, If I wanted to see King Hippo dance, I'd play Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!!" -The Miz

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Re: Magic Vending Machine Game

Postby Psycho 101 » Tue Apr 20, 2010 5:34 am

You receive an endless supply or bad porn.

I insert the Stanley Cup.

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Re: Magic Vending Machine Game

Postby chrisb » Wed Apr 28, 2010 10:41 am

You recieve some guy named Stanley's cup.

I insert a :arrow:
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Re: Magic Vending Machine Game

Postby darksideoftheanime » Wed Apr 28, 2010 5:16 pm

You receive <---

I insert water
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Re: Magic Vending Machine Game

Postby chrisb » Fri Apr 30, 2010 3:18 am

You receive hydrogen and oxygen.

I insert my empty can of Coke Zero.
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Re: Magic Vending Machine Game

Postby Psycho 101 » Fri Apr 30, 2010 7:47 am

You receive a weird guy slapping you in the ass with a cod yelling "think with your pegleg Jimmy."

I insert a PS3 controller.

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Re: Magic Vending Machine Game

Postby chrisb » Fri Apr 30, 2010 11:32 am

You receive a Wii controller... you upgraded :D

I insert a scary Japanese gothic loli doll.
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Re: Magic Vending Machine Game

Postby darksideoftheanime » Fri Apr 30, 2010 5:12 pm

You receive that scary Japanese gothic loli doll has your right hand

I insert the phrase "Drill, Baby Drill"
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Re: Magic Vending Machine Game

Postby chrisb » Fri Apr 30, 2010 10:53 pm

You receive a baby with a drill... how cute.

I insert the statue of Hachi.
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Re: Magic Vending Machine Game

Postby Psycho 101 » Tue May 04, 2010 7:58 am

You receive Heihachi bitch slapping you for taking his eggo.

I insert a slab of bacon.

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Re: Magic Vending Machine Game

Postby darksideoftheanime » Tue May 04, 2010 6:04 pm

You receive a plate of pancakes

I insert maple syrup.
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Re: Magic Vending Machine Game

Postby chrisb » Wed May 05, 2010 2:47 am

You recieve Canada.

I insert an issue of Victoria Secret.
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Re: Magic Vending Machine Game

Postby Psycho 101 » Wed May 05, 2010 10:45 pm

You receive an order costing you $250 bucks.

I insert an issue of Fredrick's of Hollywood.

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Re: Magic Vending Machine Game

Postby chrisb » Thu Jun 03, 2010 5:32 am

You receive a homeless man from Hollywood named Fred.

I insert my back pain.
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Re: Magic Vending Machine Game

Postby freezespell » Thu Jun 03, 2010 6:09 am

You receive Shaquille O'Neal at your door to personally give you a box of Icy Hot back patches.

I insert an episode of The Singing Bee.
Kami-sama wa sono hitori no ko wo tamawatta hodo ni kono yo wo aishite kudasatta. Sore wa miko wo shinjiru mono ga hitori mo horobinai de eien no inochi wo eru tame dearu.
"I'm gonna go cash an Over/Under 69 with Jenn Sturger. Laters." -@NFLcommishFAKE
"You don't burn out from going too fast. You burn out from going too slow and getting bored." -Cliff Burton
"Honestly, If I wanted to see King Hippo dance, I'd play Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!!" -The Miz

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Re: Magic Vending Machine Game

Postby Psycho 101 » Thu Jun 03, 2010 6:42 am

You receive a stinging bee.

I insert a stuffed rooster

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Re: Magic Vending Machine Game

Postby freezespell » Thu Jun 03, 2010 11:09 am

You receive a stuffed pig that doesn't stop bleeding.

I insert a government mule.
Kami-sama wa sono hitori no ko wo tamawatta hodo ni kono yo wo aishite kudasatta. Sore wa miko wo shinjiru mono ga hitori mo horobinai de eien no inochi wo eru tame dearu.
"I'm gonna go cash an Over/Under 69 with Jenn Sturger. Laters." -@NFLcommishFAKE
"You don't burn out from going too fast. You burn out from going too slow and getting bored." -Cliff Burton
"Honestly, If I wanted to see King Hippo dance, I'd play Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!!" -The Miz

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Re: Magic Vending Machine Game

Postby darksideoftheanime » Thu Jun 03, 2010 1:43 pm

You receive Jim Ross shouting "Stone Cold, Stone Cold, Stone Cold."

I insert a diving board.
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Dammit, it’s my turn to say dammit.” -Daria.
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Re: Magic Vending Machine Game

Postby Psycho 101 » Fri Jun 04, 2010 6:45 am

You receive Jim Ross jumping off the board yelling "Stone Cold is having my love child!"

I insert Stone Cold

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Re: Magic Vending Machine Game

Postby Sentire » Sat Jun 19, 2010 4:41 am

You receive a cooler full of rocks.

I insert a polished stone.


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