Magic Vending Machine Game

[Psycho 101]

You receive a handful of Amish people ready to churn more.

I insert a barn.

[Sentire]

You receive an angry, invisible barn ghost that follows you everywhere, hissing and making farting noises. People look at you strangely... wondering why you can't control your gaseous expulsions.

I insert a poem.

[darksideoftheanime]

You receive a haiku.

I insert a Kindle

[Psycho 101]

You receive a Zune that constantly freezes up.

I insert a piece of bark from an Australian Birch tree.

[Sentire]

You get Pinocchio with some mad nunchuck skills.

I insert a furball.

[Psycho 101]

You receive a 30lb cat who can't clean its ass so you have to everyday.

I insert a bag of wasabi peas

[darksideoftheanime]

You get a gallon of milk to ease the burning.

I insert a can of root beer.

[Psycho 101]

You receive a can of liquified Valerian root.

I insert a can of Dr Pepper

[Il y Aura Du Sang]

Mr. Pibb pops out.

I insert Donald Trump's birthday card to his wife.