Magic Vending Machine Game

[freezespell]

You receive Chigger Bites.

I insert the Internet Archive.

[Psycho 101]

You receive an endless supply or bad porn.

I insert the Stanley Cup.

[chrisb]

You recieve some guy named Stanley's cup.

I insert a

[darksideoftheanime]

You receive <---

I insert water

[chrisb]

You receive hydrogen and oxygen.

I insert my empty can of Coke Zero.

[Psycho 101]

You receive a weird guy slapping you in the ass with a cod yelling "think with your pegleg Jimmy."

I insert a PS3 controller.

[chrisb]

You receive a Wii controller... you upgraded

I insert a scary Japanese gothic loli doll.

[darksideoftheanime]

You receive that scary Japanese gothic loli doll has your right hand

I insert the phrase "Drill, Baby Drill"

[chrisb]

You receive a baby with a drill... how cute.

I insert the statue of Hachi.

[Psycho 101]

You receive Heihachi bitch slapping you for taking his eggo.

I insert a slab of bacon.

[darksideoftheanime]

You receive a plate of pancakes

I insert maple syrup.

[chrisb]

You recieve Canada.

I insert an issue of Victoria Secret.

[Psycho 101]

You receive an order costing you $250 bucks.

I insert an issue of Fredrick's of Hollywood.

[chrisb]

You receive a homeless man from Hollywood named Fred.

I insert my back pain.

[freezespell]

You receive Shaquille O'Neal at your door to personally give you a box of Icy Hot back patches.

I insert an episode of The Singing Bee.

[Psycho 101]

You receive a stinging bee.

I insert a stuffed rooster

[freezespell]

You receive a stuffed pig that doesn't stop bleeding.

I insert a government mule.

[darksideoftheanime]

You receive Jim Ross shouting "Stone Cold, Stone Cold, Stone Cold."

I insert a diving board.

[Psycho 101]

You receive Jim Ross jumping off the board yelling "Stone Cold is having my love child!"

I insert Stone Cold

[Sentire]

You receive a cooler full of rocks.

I insert a polished stone.